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that's awesome! you should wear a top hat with a veil while riding, that's what I always picture. I've always wanted to learn. How do you not slip off?

 

That's very impressive! I've been riding for years and have never actually seen anyone attempt sidesaddle. As for bull riding, I can introduce you to my uncle Mike. He used to ride bulls before switching to broncos. He and his two kids have doing rodeos for years, and his son still competes nationally.

 

I've been on a horse a few times and it's always been kind of painful afterwards... usually the guides/horse trainers don't speak english, maybe that's my problem. Maybe I'll try it out west. Looks like a good time, I agree with Bess and think at least a cape is necessary. Maybe a whip to crack in the air and of course a fire encapsulated skull to light up the path at night.

 

I remember my first horse ride. It was in Colorado on a dappled grey horse named Apache. He was huge, old, and fat... exactly what I wanted. Good ol' Apache ate constantly on the trail and produced a continuous stream of gaseous relief, to the dismay of my sister riding behind us.

Greg, quit being such a girl and ride side saddle... or... um... be a man and... um... ok, nevermind.

Whips, capes, flaming skulls... add some handstands and I'm in.

 

perhaps in Denver, at SPE next year, we can organize a group horse wrassling. Nothing like some shaky pictures!